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Marlon "X-Large" Moore was indicted for trying to claim $14 trillion in false tax returns.
Feds Indict Miami Man Who Tried To Steal $14 Trillion from the IRS
Seeded on Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:57 AM EDT
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So much for rehabilitation…………
- 8 votes
#1 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:06 AM EDTlol, why not start small and work your way up. He might have had a shot at 40,000....it's a little more plausible at the very least.
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14 Trillion? That's ridiculous, he should have known they would catch him. Maybe next time he should try something a little less attention grabbing, you know, like 12 trillion.
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You know something, my hat's off to the guy for trying. The IRS commits fraud against so many people that it is about high time someone tried to stick it to them. I think they should give that dude a medal for trying!
- 4 votes
Moore's claims, the payout would have exceeded the U.S. national debt. They did not. Moore was indicted today on four counts of submitting false........
Moore's just got his 15 min of fame and now he's one temporary insanitary plea away from walking. No jury in the world would believe that a sane person would expect the feds to cut oh say a 14 trillion dollar check
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#3 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:32 AM EDTUmm......... if he wanted back in jail that bad why didn't he just ask? This is the stupidest crime I've heard of in a long time. lol.
- 7 votes
#4 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:57 AM EDTWell, at least now this guy will have even more time to come up with a better plan to get his fortune. But my guess is he probably should set his sights on more realistic endeavors.
- 3 votes
Looks like he received training in Federal Prison.
Back in December 2007, Moore, a 38-year-old Miami resident, walked out of the federal pen in Coleman, Florida after serving a six year sentence on felony money laundering charges as part of a cocaine smuggling ring.
I think that's what criminals do when together in a cage....?
So much for rehabilitation…………
They certainly don't get any smarter...?
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#6 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:19 AM EDTThe law firm of Reed, Em and Weep have offered to defend 'X-Large' in an attempt to come to an equitable middle ground agreement with the IRS.
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#7 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:21 AM EDTWeren't they bought up by Dewey, Cheatem & Howe? Or was that Slipshodden-Halfast?
- 6 votes
Now that Cheney is no longer the President of the USA...he's probably employing guys like this to rape the economy further....
- 2 votes
#8 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:40 AM EDTYou don't read much, do you? Obama is the one spending trillions like a drunken sailor (sorry, drunken sailors) for nothing of any value. Put down the Daily Koz and learn something before you show people how ignorant you are. Again.
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Marlon "X-Large" Moore was indicted for trying to claim $14 trillion in false tax returns.
Been there.
/jk
- 3 votes
#9 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:17 AM EDTBrian...Been There? Really?... How'd that work out for you? Got any tips you can pass along?
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#10 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:41 AM EDTNot well, not well.
Currently I'm going door to door convincing elderly widows to re-finance their homes with my special backdoor, ballooning interest-rate loan.
So far, so good.
- 4 votes
Ya know, if your gonna do it, at least make it worth your while!
- 3 votes
#11 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:00 PM EDTMy thoughts exactly.
Why go to jail for trying to steal $1,000.00 when you can go to jail for trying to steal over $11 trillion?
And now his 15 minutes are over.
- 2 votes
wow, you know what sucks about this, we cant send the IRS to jail, or see how they are taxed and that they take a chunk of change from your pay checks and really shows nothing for this besides increased taxes or the the cost of living.
- 2 votes
#13 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDTThere are three people in this world I will not f*** with, that's the I, the R and the S. Actually that's a movie quote from the movie Set It Off.
- 4 votes
True cuzzenbud. if they want money they can literally just grab it out of your bank account. Don't mess with people who can take your money.
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OOh,Duh how many O's did you say. 14 Hmmm Can I have that in 20's. Right X-Large. Doesn't he realize he has to wait for the next tax increase...
- 1 vote
#15 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:50 PM EDTlike the irs is gonna let someone steal there stolen money!
- 3 votes
#17 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:38 PM EDTWith a reume like that, I'd say this guy is due for a position in washington.
- 3 votes
#19 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:40 PM EDTOh well better luck next time.................he should ask Obama how he's doing it!
#20 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:02 PM EDTYou have got to admire his pluck !
lol this will keep the talk shows and gossip magazines going for months...
now how is the judge going to consider this...slap on the wrist and don't waste the court time will any more of these silly pranks.
Or ? Let's see, now if we calculate that $100,000 is worth 2 years imprisonment then that works out at
say 14,000 years...
- 3 votes
#22 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:34 PM EDTThis is clearly a case of an error in his deductions. He should just refile an amended 10400000000-A form because he mistakingly deducted his portion of the federal deficit before it was actually all spent. He should be able to deduct the rest next year.
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#23 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:43 PM EDTCrooks beware! The IRS hates any competition from other thieves.
- 4 votes
#24 - Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:48 PM EDTNow there's an angle! The IRS is supressing competition - maybe we can treat them as a monopoly and break them up into groups that compete against each other. Oh, wait.. the government doesn't have to follow the same rules they make us follow... what was I thinking?
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I need to meet this guy. Maybe he could show me how to make a buck. I am sure having a hard time of it. Damn state keeps taking my money as well as the feds. Anyone out there have a job for me? "WILL WORK FOR FOOD!" At least try. LOL
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