Drive-By Shooter Forgets to Roll Down Window

News Type: Event — Seeded on Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:30 AM EST

Article Source: myfoxdc.com

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A man allegedly carried out a drive-by shooting that targeted his ex-girlfriend's house, but he forgot to do one thing -- roll down his window.

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{"commentId":10591804,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

cuzzenbud

Sheriffs were led to Burwitz after they found shards of glass in the street and traced him to a local auto glass repair shop where he replaced his window after filing an insurance claim.

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19 votes

#1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:31 AM EST

{"commentId":10593275,"authorDomain":"par4thecourse"}

Par4TheCourse

Will this one hit Stupid Criminal of the year?

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21 votes

#1.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:39 AM EST

{"commentId":10593571,"authorDomain":"UNCLEMIKE"}

UNCLEMIKE

I'd say Darwin is at work again but unfortunately this idiot did not remove himself from the gene pool. Maybe that'll happen in prison.

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14 votes

#1.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:53 AM EST

{"commentId":10594652,"authorDomain":"par4thecourse"}

Par4TheCourse

Some who have thought that contrails are used to spread certain chemicals into our atmosphere may have a point.. it seems over the last few decades, at least since 1980.. the country has been dumbing down. Nah.. no way... as you mentioned .. it has to be the gene pool..as one of them stated in Deliverance to Ned Beatty - "Squeal like a Pig"..

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9 votes

#1.3 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:38 AM EST

{"commentId":10595039,"authorDomain":"djd"}

djd

Brilliance runs in his family, but in zigzag pattern.

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16 votes

#1.4 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:55 AM EST

{"commentId":10595177,"authorDomain":"douglasq"}

douglasq

Brilliance runs in his family, but in zigzag pattern.

"Serpentine! Serpentine!"

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10 votes

#1.5 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:01 PM EST

{"commentId":10597986,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

cuzzenbud

He probably should have used a checklist.

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11 votes

#1.6 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:51 PM EST

{"commentId":10599164,"authorDomain":"kperodin"}

Karl_

djd

Brilliance runs in his family, but in zigzag pattern.

Yes! Brilliance, by bobbing and ducking, seems to have eluded all family members. * lol

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6 votes

#1.7 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:37 PM EST

{"commentId":10602043,"authorDomain":"mdodson42"}

PanhandleMike

He probably should have used a checklist.

No shxit! Here is the "doing a drive-by" check list:

#1 - Load gun with bullets at home. This keeps you from shooting yourself when you're driving.

#2 - Get in car or pickup truck and proceed to projected target site.

#3 - Roll down door glass.

#4 - Drive by projected target slowly.

#5 - Pump 2 or 3 rounds out door with rolled down door glass and then haul ass.

#6 - If #3 isn't followed to the letter, #5 should be abandoned.

#7 - If #3 was not followed but #5 happened anyway, do not, I repeat DO NOT file an insurance claim to have door glass replaced. For this will cause undue embarrassment and incarceration at you local police station.

#8 - If #3, #5, #6 and #7 are not followed as stated, then you are a dumbass and should be embarrassed and incarcerated at you local police station.

Brought to you by "The Drive-By Checklist Company"

Results may vary.

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19 votes

#1.8 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:24 PM EST

{"commentId":10602487,"authorDomain":"shock-treatment65"}

JeniferD

LOL!!! What an idiot! Why did he use a local auto glass repair shop instead of one in another town? Oh yeah, this happened in Wisconsin, not California.

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7 votes

#1.9 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:42 PM EST

{"commentId":10602516,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Lissa Rose

You forgot two things, PanhandleMike.

After #1, safety should be put on, and after #4, safety should be taken off again.

(Might ought to add just to be sure... After #5, put safety back on asap...)

LOL Love the checklist though.

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9 votes

#1.10 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:43 PM EST

{"commentId":10603093,"authorDomain":"nicole-1272536"}

Nicole-1272536

The gene pool needs to be chlorinated. Idiots please step or jump right in...

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8 votes

#1.11 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:03 PM EST

{"commentId":10603619,"authorDomain":"scfredv60"}

SCFredV60

Douglasq, LOL!!! that would have been a perfect movie if they had only left out the GD and JC words. I watched just 3 nights ago again.

Sorry, but this guy was serpentining to avoid intelligence; he was just dizzy for the atmosphere. He looked at a map and realized how far up Wisconsin is in the US on the map and suffered from lack of oxygen just at the thought of it.

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1 vote

#1.12 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:26 PM EST

{"commentId":10605162,"authorDomain":"2scentsworth"}

2scentsworth

He waited until he saw the white's of their eyes. Adrenaline surged through his body. His heart was pounding.

What he didn't realize, as he slowly squeezed the trigger was, it was the white's of his own eyes!

LOL

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9 votes

#1.13 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:45 PM EST

{"commentId":10605625,"authorDomain":"king-of-messico"}

Louie Lou

This would have made a good windex commercial. I can see the crows laughing at the guy.

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9 votes

#1.14 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:11 PM EST

{"commentId":10605668,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

cuzzenbud

PanhandleMike

No shxit! Here is the "doing a drive-by" check list:

You're not speaking from experience......hopefully!? lol

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6 votes

#1.15 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:13 PM EST

{"commentId":10605986,"authorDomain":"shock-treatment65"}

JeniferD

Whatever happened to just leaving a burning bag of dog doody on somebody's front porch or having a truckload of cow poop delivered, and dumped in their front yard?

I guess those pranks require thought and planning and lack the morbid spontaneity of the drive-by shooting. Playing devil's advocate here. :-D

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6 votes

#1.16 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:31 PM EST

{"commentId":10606056,"authorDomain":"mdodson42"}

PanhandleMike

You're not speaking from experience

No way Cuzz. I'm allergic to all steel rooms.

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5 votes

#1.17 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:35 PM EST

{"commentId":10607644,"authorDomain":"thebuh"}

thebuh

door glass? do you call a windshield hood glass? ha ha! you arent the guy they're talking about in this article are you?

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1 vote

#1.18 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST

{"commentId":10608765,"authorDomain":"neenie1991"}

neenie1991

Actually, in the auto-body and glass business it's known as car door glass. Google it snarky.

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7 votes

#1.19 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:47 PM EST

{"commentId":10612583,"authorDomain":"mdodson42"}

PanhandleMike

You go neenie! No I'm not the guy in the article but you definitely qualify to be the guy's brother/sister by the question you asked. You know, fruit don't fall far from the tree and all. Snarky! Neenie, I like your assessment of theduhs' character.

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1 vote

#1.20 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:17 AM EST

{"commentId":10617573,"authorDomain":"BelindaK"}

BelindaK

#1.8 Panhandle Mike - ROTFLMAO!!!!! That made my whole day better. Also cracked my husband up. I called him in here just to read your comment.

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3 votes

#1.21 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:30 PM EST

{"commentId":10617895,"authorDomain":"neenie1991"}

neenie1991

I'm worried that if Panhandle were to publish the list (assuming that the usual suspects could read) that it would further damage the economy. The auto shop, the police, the courts, the jail staff, probation department, ammo manufacturers, newspapers, well the list goes on - are all employed due to the actions of individuals like this. Think of the jobs lost! Tragic!

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3 votes

#1.22 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:46 PM EST

{"commentId":10618197,"authorDomain":"BelindaK"}

BelindaK

(assuming that the usual suspects could read)

That's a pretty big assumption, isn't it? Somehow, I think we might be safe. LOL

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3 votes

#1.23 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:00 PM EST

{"commentId":10668512,"authorDomain":"efucci"}

bitemore

#1.20: "Neenie, I like your assessment of theduhs' character."

Neenie rocks! Way to go Neenie!

As for the drive-by shooter, I'm sure he's gotten onto Darwin's short list...

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3 votes

#1.24 - Fri Nov 13, 2009 5:47 PM EST

{"commentId":10592276,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}

beaumrtn-619640

Talk about stupid Criminals, his light bulb is not turned on up stairs. lol

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11 votes

#2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:53 AM EST

{"commentId":10605178,"authorDomain":"2scentsworth"}

2scentsworth

I think he just popped the bulb! :D

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6 votes

#2.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:46 PM EST

{"commentId":10605787,"authorDomain":"ida-slapter"}

Ida_Slapter

Stupid is as stupid does. What an idiot!

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7 votes

#2.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:20 PM EST

{"commentId":10605983,"authorDomain":"ida-slapter"}

Ida_Slapter

Furthermore, I bet he's the type of person that if he tried to commit suicide and put his head in a gas oven, just to find out his gas was cut off for non-payment of his gas bill. What a doofuss!

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8 votes

#2.3 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:30 PM EST

{"commentId":10592530,"authorDomain":"reason-indeed-35"}

reason_indeed_35Deleted

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theRightisWrong-1420179

Bwaaaahahahahaha!

Im going to go ahead and say that he was the problem in the relationship ;D

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10 votes

#4 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:13 AM EST

{"commentId":10594464,"authorDomain":"lilgremlin"}

lilgremlin

It's not you its....oh wait yes it is.

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7 votes

#4.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:30 AM EST

{"commentId":10595494,"authorDomain":"therightiswrong"}

theRightisWrong-1420179

LMAO @ lilgremlin!!!!

Everyone has one really good psycho-ex story, but this poor girl! I betcha all her friends/ mom are sayin, "toldjaso!!" eeeeeeeeeekkk!

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7 votes

#4.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:15 PM EST

{"commentId":10604843,"authorDomain":"Arpege31"}

NYPeach

Bwaaaahahahahaha!

Im going to go ahead and say that he was the problem in the relationship ;D

LMAO

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5 votes

#4.3 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:26 PM EST

{"commentId":10592886,"authorDomain":"eric24"}

Simplistic Reality

LOL. What a great story for him to tell Bubba in jail over the next couple decades. HA HA!

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10 votes

#5 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:20 AM EST

{"commentId":10593051,"authorDomain":"kshark"}

Kshark

Mate, next time use a bicycle.

*busting out laughing hard*

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16 votes

#6 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:27 AM EST

{"commentId":10604896,"authorDomain":"Arpege31"}

NYPeach

Mate, next time use a bicycle.

ROTFLMAO his friend can peddle while he sits on the handle bars....LMAO

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7 votes

#6.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:29 PM EST

{"commentId":10605208,"authorDomain":"Arpege31"}

NYPeach

Call it a "Ride by shooting"....LMAO

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7 votes

#6.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:48 PM EST

{"commentId":10606557,"authorDomain":"kshark"}

Kshark

Well just cannot forget the training wheels

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7 votes

#6.3 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:57 PM EST

{"commentId":10606600,"authorDomain":"2scentsworth"}

2scentsworth

Or the playing cards in the spokes to make it sound super "bad"! LOL

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7 votes

#6.4 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:00 PM EST

{"commentId":10593416,"authorDomain":"DarthOpto"}

DarthOpto

fail

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10 votes

#7 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:46 AM EST

{"commentId":10594056,"authorDomain":"egc-1"}

idiotsanssavant

Idiot is probably now deaf. Shooting a firearm in an enclosed space is just asking to burst ones eardrums to pieces--More so with the window down!

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9 votes

#8 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:14 AM EST

{"commentId":10594418,"authorDomain":"lilgremlin"}

lilgremlin

huh? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you...

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9 votes

#8.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:28 AM EST

{"commentId":10594642,"authorDomain":"nicole-1272536"}

Nicole-1272536

One word (or two if you will):

Dumbass.

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5 votes

#9 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:38 AM EST

{"commentId":10595568,"authorDomain":"dkemmerer"}

Dennis Kemmerer

I've always had the same question about "douchebag," which is also appropriate in this case. :)

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5 votes

#9.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:19 PM EST

{"commentId":10603652,"authorDomain":"kaffy"}

abanidi

Two stupid things - he did a driveby shooting. This is getting to be so ridiculous that sometimes I wish they would kill each other off.

Second - he didn't open the window. I wish that the bullets had bounced back to him.

He was probably wearing the waistband of his pants under his but. I could go on and on, but it won't stop the stupidity.

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5 votes

#9.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:28 PM EST

{"commentId":10617040,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Lissa Rose

He was probably wearing the waistband of his pants under his but. I could go on and on, but it won't stop the stupidity.

I just recently found out the reasoning behind that. (Well, there are two...)

It has something to do with having so much money that the pants CAN'T stay up supposedly. (Retarded, I know. Especially since a lot of the kids at school don't have a quarter for a pencil or money for paper... blah blah... You get the picture.)

The other reason has something to do with easy access. (SICK!!!)

I agree with you though. All three of those are very STUPID!!!!!!!!

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2 votes

#9.3 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:04 PM EST

{"commentId":10594852,"authorDomain":"redphish-1"}

redphish

Give the guy a break. It was cold outside and he didn't want to let the heat out.

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13 votes

#10 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:46 AM EST

{"commentId":10594946,"authorDomain":"reddirthippy"}

reddirthippy

a shame he didn't have bullet proof glass maybe it would have bounced around in the car and cut him to pieces.

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9 votes

#11 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:51 AM EST

{"commentId":10598106,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

cuzzenbud

He surely would have saved the tax payers money, that's for sure.

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8 votes

#11.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:56 PM EST

{"commentId":10595470,"authorDomain":"sms29s"}

sms29s66

Come on, folks. You're heard the saying: "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." For years now, I've been advocating seminars to train our up-and-coming criminals so that we won't have these sorts of faux pas! You have to get to them while they're young!

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5 votes

#12 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:14 PM EST

{"commentId":10603679,"authorDomain":"kaffy"}

abanidi

They are already recruited at age six.

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1 vote

#12.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:29 PM EST

{"commentId":10608862,"authorDomain":"bluedreamcatcher1856"}

bluedreamcatcher

Some people just have the inability to learn any thing useful. Would you have volunteered to take him to a shooting range and give him a few lessons in firearm safety??? LOL If not could you spend 5 minutes with him showing him how to roll down the window. This guy was definately at the bottom of his class in grade school. This one is surly going to make the record books of Dumb S#it Criminals. Duh!!!!!!

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5 votes

#12.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:51 PM EST

{"commentId":10595558,"authorDomain":"h-kuehn"}

Holly-348328

I'm so glad no one was injured. I hope this incident, while extremely funny, doesn't get the brush-off from law enforcement just because no one was injured. He still intentionally went to the home with the intent of killing or injuring his ex-girlfriend and anyone else who was in the home at the time. I'm curious why he thought she deserved to die or get hurt.

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9 votes

#13 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:19 PM EST

{"commentId":10595850,"authorDomain":"sms29s"}

sms29s66

Holly, you are right, of course. I'm sure the law enforcement folks will take that into consideration.

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7 votes

#13.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:30 PM EST

{"commentId":10598061,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

cuzzenbud

I hope this incident, while extremely funny, doesn't get the brush-off from law enforcement just because no one was injured

Great point Holly. He definitely deserve some jail time for what he did or attempted to do.

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6 votes

#13.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:54 PM EST

{"commentId":10601675,"authorDomain":"h-kuehn"}

Holly-348328

Thank you both!

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5 votes

#13.3 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:11 PM EST

{"commentId":10595920,"authorDomain":"heatstreak24"}

orange-756308

Dumbass...that's all I have to say.

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6 votes

#14 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:33 PM EST

{"commentId":10599025,"authorDomain":"dantheman59"}

danp1220

To bad he didn't have a hand grenade.

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10 votes

#15 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:32 PM EST

{"commentId":10600439,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}

Stinkweed Pete

This story would make an excellent premise for a Windex commercial.

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12 votes

#16 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 3:28 PM EST

{"commentId":10602520,"authorDomain":"tappymcwidestance"}

Tappy McWidestance

His problem was he used Windex so he didn't see any streaks and thought the window was down.

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11 votes

#16.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:43 PM EST

{"commentId":10602608,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Lissa Rose

OMG! Yeah. I can see it now. The windex peeps are getting together and tyring to steal your idea. LOL

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8 votes

#16.2 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:46 PM EST

{"commentId":10605757,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

cuzzenbud

This story would make an excellent premise for a Windex commercial.

You wouldn't happen to be in advertising would you Stinkweed?

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9 votes

#16.3 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:18 PM EST

{"commentId":10605844,"authorDomain":"ida-slapter"}

Ida_Slapter

Stinkweed. LMAO!

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4 votes

#16.4 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:23 PM EST

{"commentId":10601528,"authorDomain":"rollins720"}

Tdon

He needed a new window anyway. His always seemed to jam up on him.

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5 votes

#17 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:06 PM EST

{"commentId":10602689,"authorDomain":"myob-2"}

MYOB-1251250

I'd rather he forgot which end to point at the victim.

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9 votes

#18 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:49 PM EST

{"commentId":10602869,"authorDomain":"scm80005"}

Omega in Colorado

I read the article, the first shot blew out his window and then three shots hit the woman's living room. Fortunately noone inside was injured.

I am sure with the 8 counts he is charged with, he will spend some time in prison. I am not sure about WI law, but it sounds like all 8 charges are felonies.

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7 votes

#19 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:55 PM EST

{"commentId":10603113,"authorDomain":"SrJorge"}

SrJorge

Luv PanhandleMikes check list.

Revision on step #1.

Drink large quantities of Stupid juice (alcohol)

You can never drink too much Courage from a bottle.

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6 votes

#20 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:04 PM EST

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Repo-1

WOW, This just proves that some people should not re-produce!

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6 votes

#21 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:12 PM EST

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MD-1039598

LOL like you? It's reproduce, not re-produce.

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#21.1 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:57 AM EST

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lilgremlin

It could be re-produce if he came from a family of cabbage farmers. With all the fertilizer needed for today's crops its obvious that must be the case because he seems to have sh#t for brains.

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1 vote

#21.2 - Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:40 AM EST

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ohiogal-479871

At least he was responsible enough to have insurance.

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4 votes

#22 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:44 PM EST

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alur

I hope the judge doesn't think this is funny and gives him at least 3 years without parole. I would give him castration so that these genes of an idiot don't continue in the population.

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5 votes

#23 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:24 PM EST

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bluedreamcatcher

For damn sure alur. We have enough crazies in the world already. And thats why I never let my ex husband reproduce either LOL

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5 votes

#23.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:58 PM EST

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gogojiayouDeleted

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maidiolcDeleted

{"commentId":10607413,"authorDomain":"dkchoc86"}

Didi-404227

What a dumbass! lol....I hope the bullet riccocheted and burst him in the head.

He gets just what he deserves! What is wrong with these crazy violent people today?

If he's not wanted, he should have enough pride to accept it and move his sorry butt on.

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5 votes

#26 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:40 PM EST

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Luminator

This is too funny. Way to go shmo, good luck explaining that one to your cell-mate.

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8 votes

#27 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST

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Nicole-1272536

This ranks right up there with the other recent idiot from Wisconsin who was pulled over for drunk driving and tried to blame it on the Jack Daniels steak dinner he just had at Friday's. Such creativity gone to waste. lol

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8 votes

#27.1 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:51 PM EST

{"commentId":10608949,"authorDomain":"weakling"}

fred morrow

this guy is going to be at the airport when his ship comes in

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4 votes

#28 - Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:55 PM EST

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fred morrowDeleted

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