When Dennis Malbone advertised Anti Monkey Butt Powder on the roadside sign in front of his dad's feed and seed store, naturally, some questions arose.
"Everybody thinks it's for a monkey," Malbone said. "It's not for a monkey. It's for sweat."
"If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!" the site advises.
Hilarious..........
I will have to admit when I seen this article up I thought it was probably stinkweedpete or DaVoH put it up so I was a little surprised to get here an find it you :-)
I have seen this stuff in stores an was like WTH, lol
This was my first time hearing about a product called Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. Pure marketing genuis by calling it as such.
.......I thought it was probably stinkweedpete or DaVoH put it up so I was a little surprised to get here an find it you :-)
Yeah, I know what you mean. Those two have a wicked sense of humor!
If I didn't already know about this problem, I would have thought it was one of them as well or James.Davore. LOL
I've used this stuff before because my skin breaks out really bad when I sweat alot while taking dogs for those longer walks/runs. I have sensitive skin, so I have to be very careful about what I use. I like it.
I did buy an extra thing of it and place it in the bathroom near my mom's classroom and sprinkled some on the floor. It messed with the kids. (She teaches highschool.) The kiddos' reaction was so funny. LOL
Your right Lissa Rose-- James.Davore as well, I am surpised all of them haven't come over an commented on this as of yet.
I guess they are all out looking for the Monkey Butt Powder. :-}
Who dat call my name?
You show up finally. Have you been playing with your anti monkey butt powder?
I know right, I'm usually one of the first to show on these little jewels.
Have you been playing with your anti monkey butt powder?
I have a more serious condition, it's known as ape ass.
OMG! I guess we will have to look for a different cure... LOL
we will have to look for a different cure
Well, you always tickle my fancy, Lissa =)
Yup, it makes my day. ;)
Yup, it makes my day. ;)
(DaVoH hands Lissa feather, and moons her)
Go for it!
(DaVoH hands Lissa feather, and moons her)
Go for it!
Excitedly starts tickling.
Ohh sweet jesus, that's the spot! lol
:P I knew I was good. LOL
That wasn't your first time, that's for sure
Ummmmm... ;)
Who dat call my name?
I didn't do it, ©¿© lol
"ape ass"--is that because of the hair or the smell?
Hey beaumrtn! Now don't be bashful, you can admit it =)
is that because of the hair or the smell
What's up buzz! It's a naughty jungle of love down there, I would have to say both
ut uh not me no way, ewwww
is that naughty or knotty?
ut uh not me no way, ewwww
='( (sniffles, just a lil bit)
is that naughty or knotty?
Now that you mention it, it wouldn't hurt to keep it ratnest-free. Some grooming may be in order
maybe try braiding it?
Braiding it? Ummmmm... I am trying to picture this, but I just can't. LOL
maybe try braiding it?
Do you mean like, Punky Brewster style, or would cornrows be more fresh
as long as there is no corn in your rows I think it would be ok
I try to make a habit out of chewing my corn and peanuts
what about your curds and whey?
... Peanuts, DaVoH?
I don't see what you guys find so funny.
I have a case of this stuff in my garage. (The wife won't let me use it in the house anymore- not after the "pancake mix mix up" anyway)
I like to lay out a few lines of "Anti-Monkey Butt" and scrape across the floor like a dog.
Ohhhhhh yeah.
As a bonus it sucks up the oil and brake fluid drips really nice.
... Peanuts, DaVoH?
Wouldn't want any of those boogers in there either
I have a case of this stuff in my garage.
You wouldn't happen to have any no-go ape ass ointment, would ya?
LOL
You wouldn't happen to have any no-go ape ass ointment, would ya?
I gave it up after my grandma slipped and fell trying to get in the car.
You put that stuff on cement and it's like ice.
Ever tried Baboon Backside Blocker Balm?
That balm is the bomb.
No but I have tried the Chimp Cherry Cheek Cream, that works ok.
Offensive Orangutan Orifice Ointment?
Comes in banana or tick flavor.
"Offensive Orangutan Orifice Ointment"
Does that help with wind-burn?
Does that help with wind-burn?
My question is, does it help with beer @!$%#s? I got toe up last night!
I got toe up last night!
You and me both. LOL I should have known better than to drink something that I cannot pronounce nor contains letters that do not belong to the English alphabet. LOL
may I suggest "big Bertha's back door blow-hole blocker and book binder"Its good for violent diahrea,explosive splatts and simple anal leakage. I read about it in "Good Ass keeping" magazine.
FYI-#2.34--also now available in peanut butter flavor too!
Stinkyweed-- I've been meaning to ask you,how did those monkey-butt pancakes turn out?..You cant get them at IHOP
monkey-butt pancakes
Is that kinda like cow patties?
Only if you use the same syrup!
Only if you use the same syrup!
Molasses?
I believe it was at Rural King.
So if you have one of them around now you know where to go. LOL
I'm going there now if you want me to pick some up for you cuzzenbud, lol
I've got to go put in some job apps.
Have a great day :-}
I'm going there now if you want me to pick some up for you cuzzenbud, lol
Good looking out bea, but I think I'll pass on the "monkey butt".
I call one of my nephews a monkey butt all the time (don't ask, I don't know). Maybe when he gets a little older I'll have to get him a bottle.
I know a lot of people that call kiddos "monkey butts." I am guilty of it too. (Hence the anti monkey butt powder all over the floor of the bathroom. LOL)
Until you have had a good case of the monkey butt, you can't appreciate what a great thing this is. Beats the pants off of gold bond.
I guess I've been lucky,my butt has never been so irritated that I had to walk bow-legged.If it ever does though,I'll be sure to pick up a bottle of anti monkey butt powder.
I thought it was a politician repellant,but that would be anti horses ass powder
Yeah. That particular powder is harder to get ahold of. It has been kept locked up with paperwork. LOL
Anti Monkey Butt Powder does work on the kiddos! LOL
Had not heard of it. Used Caldesine on the boy's butt, didn't know there was a better product on the market. Thanks for the info, Cousin!
will this be available in a spray or roll-on any time soon?
Hopefully the spray, I don't believe that the roll-on will be effective against my massive bush, lol
Nah Nah! Not a problem for me, DaVoH!
Yeah, I heard that it looks like Mr. Clean down there, me-yow kitty
;)
Well it's almost beer:30, and since I have you and Buzzman here together, I was gonna let you two know that it has been extremely fun chatting with you guys. Thanks for being so fun-natured and humorous. I appreciate everything greatly...
I got out of work earlier than normal, so I am curled up at my home computer, laughing at our antics. It's always fun! LOL (Let's not talk about what is in my red Solo cup. :P)
sooooo,Lissa....bald kitties are so cute! why dont you top off that solo cup and chat a while?
It's topped off. LOL
I've done got a little swirvy on beers, and will prolley have to go back and read what I've posted tonight. It's kinda hard to hit the correct keys, when there's double. I always hit the one beside the one I'm supposed to hit. Damn room spinning don't help much either +)
I am very, very picky with my beer. Nope, I have something else. Neener Neener! I am just glad I don't have to look at the keyboard to type. LOL It is kinda hard to read at times.
I still can't picture the whole braiding thing.
are you sure you wanna picture his corny rows?
I'm still trying to picture the kitty
are you sure you wanna picture his corny rows?
She tickled them earlier, about made me climb the wall, seriously
is she the ..roid master?
She tickled them earlier, about made me climb the wall, seriously
*Grins*
is she the ..roid master?
Maybe I am; maybe I ain't.
Just think: Nice, smooth, soft kitty.
Just think: Nice, smooth, soft kitty
How could we not think about it. Thanks for bringing it up Lissa, now I have to go to my girlfriend's house =)
is she the ..roid master?
hahaha, umm, no
..nice..soft...smooth...kitty.....yea.....
I can almost hear her purring!
I can almost hear her purring
She's not a seashell, buzz, put her down =)
put her down
Don't drop me! LOL I am good enough at injuring myself all on my own.
Don't drop me!
(flop, plop!)
Dang too late, are you ok Lissa? That's one nice goose egg ya got on your foe-head, you may wanna put some ice on it. =)
you may wanna put some ice on it.
Yeah Yeah... I know the drill. (Puts bag of frozen veggies on forehead.)
you sure are sexy with that bag of brussel sprouts on your head...
LOL It's peas.
what?...are you sure?....does that mean my foot long is really only a.....vienna sausage? (sob,sob)
does that mean my foot long is really only a.....vienna sausage?
BWAH hahaha!
(Laughs and falls out of chair, smacking head again while Aly shakes head and says that I am the only person with enough grace to do that before kissing me to make me feel better)
So not what I was implying, Buzz. Worried about something?
no,I'm not worried!...I..I was just joking...yea,I was just joking.Thats what it was,a joke.....
Sure... ;)
Listen to Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger? LOL
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