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'Anti monkey butt' powder gets to the bottom of things

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When Dennis Malbone advertised Anti Monkey Butt Powder on the roadside sign in front of his dad's feed and seed store, naturally, some questions arose.
"Everybody thinks it's for a monkey," Malbone said. "It's not for a monkey. It's for sweat."

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{"commentId":10842027,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}
"If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!" the site advises.

Hilarious..........

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  • 7 votes
Reply#1 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:28 AM EST
{"commentId":10842222,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}

I will have to admit when I seen this article up I thought it was probably stinkweedpete or DaVoH put it up so I was a little surprised to get here an find it you :-)

I have seen this stuff in stores an was like WTH, lol

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  • 6 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:49 AM EST
{"commentId":10842295,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

This was my first time hearing about a product called Anti-Monkey Butt Powder. Pure marketing genuis by calling it as such.

.......I thought it was probably stinkweedpete or DaVoH put it up so I was a little surprised to get here an find it you :-)

Yeah, I know what you mean. Those two have a wicked sense of humor!

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  • 7 votes
#2.1 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:55 AM EST
{"commentId":10842612,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

If I didn't already know about this problem, I would have thought it was one of them as well or James.Davore. LOL

I've used this stuff before because my skin breaks out really bad when I sweat alot while taking dogs for those longer walks/runs. I have sensitive skin, so I have to be very careful about what I use. I like it.

I did buy an extra thing of it and place it in the bathroom near my mom's classroom and sprinkled some on the floor. It messed with the kids. (She teaches highschool.) The kiddos' reaction was so funny. LOL

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  • 6 votes
#2.2 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:20 AM EST
{"commentId":10864964,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}

Your right Lissa Rose-- James.Davore as well, I am surpised all of them haven't come over an commented on this as of yet.

I guess they are all out looking for the Monkey Butt Powder. :-}

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  • 5 votes
#2.3 - Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:57 AM EST
{"commentId":10956326,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

Who dat call my name?

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  • 4 votes
#2.4 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:05 PM EST
{"commentId":10956513,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

You show up finally. Have you been playing with your anti monkey butt powder?

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  • 4 votes
#2.5 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:13 PM EST
{"commentId":10957162,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

I know right, I'm usually one of the first to show on these little jewels.

Have you been playing with your anti monkey butt powder?

I have a more serious condition, it's known as ape ass.

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  • 5 votes
#2.6 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:46 PM EST
{"commentId":10957647,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

OMG! I guess we will have to look for a different cure... LOL

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  • 5 votes
#2.7 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:12 PM EST
{"commentId":10958425,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
we will have to look for a different cure

Well, you always tickle my fancy, Lissa =)

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  • 4 votes
#2.8 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:54 PM EST
{"commentId":10958495,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Yup, it makes my day. ;)

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  • 4 votes
#2.9 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:59 PM EST
{"commentId":10959641,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
Yup, it makes my day. ;)

(DaVoH hands Lissa feather, and moons her)

Go for it!

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  • 4 votes
#2.10 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:08 PM EST
{"commentId":10961944,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

(DaVoH hands Lissa feather, and moons her)

Go for it!

Excitedly starts tickling.

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  • 3 votes
#2.11 - Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:57 PM EST
{"commentId":10965907,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

Ohh sweet jesus, that's the spot! lol

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  • 3 votes
#2.12 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 8:01 AM EST
{"commentId":10967415,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

:P I knew I was good. LOL

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  • 2 votes
#2.13 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 9:48 AM EST
{"commentId":10967899,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

That wasn't your first time, that's for sure

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  • 3 votes
#2.14 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:14 AM EST
{"commentId":10968084,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Ummmmm... ;)

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  • 2 votes
#2.15 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:23 AM EST
{"commentId":10969629,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}
Who dat call my name?

I didn't do it, ©¿© lol

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  • 3 votes
#2.16 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:29 AM EST
{"commentId":10969892,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

"ape ass"--is that because of the hair or the smell?

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  • 3 votes
#2.17 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:39 AM EST
{"commentId":10970277,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

Hey beaumrtn! Now don't be bashful, you can admit it =)

is that because of the hair or the smell

What's up buzz! It's a naughty jungle of love down there, I would have to say both

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  • 3 votes
#2.18 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:55 AM EST
{"commentId":10972054,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}

ut uh not me no way, ewwww

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  • 3 votes
#2.19 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 1:15 PM EST
{"commentId":10975726,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

is that naughty or knotty?

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#2.20 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:05 PM EST
{"commentId":10976255,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
ut uh not me no way, ewwww

='( (sniffles, just a lil bit)

is that naughty or knotty?

Now that you mention it, it wouldn't hurt to keep it ratnest-free. Some grooming may be in order

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  • 3 votes
#2.21 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:29 PM EST
{"commentId":10982971,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

maybe try braiding it?

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  • 3 votes
#2.22 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:18 PM EST
{"commentId":10983235,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Braiding it? Ummmmm... I am trying to picture this, but I just can't. LOL

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  • 3 votes
#2.23 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:29 PM EST
{"commentId":10983458,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
maybe try braiding it?

Do you mean like, Punky Brewster style, or would cornrows be more fresh

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  • 5 votes
#2.24 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:39 PM EST
{"commentId":10983715,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

as long as there is no corn in your rows I think it would be ok

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  • 4 votes
#2.25 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:52 PM EST
{"commentId":10983870,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

I try to make a habit out of chewing my corn and peanuts

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  • 5 votes
#2.26 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:00 PM EST
{"commentId":10984050,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

what about your curds and whey?

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  • 3 votes
#2.27 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:09 PM EST
{"commentId":10984147,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

... Peanuts, DaVoH?

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  • 4 votes
#2.28 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:15 PM EST
{"commentId":10984679,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}

I don't see what you guys find so funny.

I have a case of this stuff in my garage. (The wife won't let me use it in the house anymore- not after the "pancake mix mix up" anyway)

I like to lay out a few lines of "Anti-Monkey Butt" and scrape across the floor like a dog.

Ohhhhhh yeah.

As a bonus it sucks up the oil and brake fluid drips really nice.

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  • 5 votes
#2.29 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:45 PM EST
{"commentId":10984718,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
... Peanuts, DaVoH?

Wouldn't want any of those boogers in there either

I have a case of this stuff in my garage.

You wouldn't happen to have any no-go ape ass ointment, would ya?

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  • 4 votes
#2.30 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:47 PM EST
{"commentId":10984799,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

LOL

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  • 4 votes
#2.31 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:52 PM EST
{"commentId":10984982,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}
You wouldn't happen to have any no-go ape ass ointment, would ya?

I gave it up after my grandma slipped and fell trying to get in the car.

You put that stuff on cement and it's like ice.

Ever tried Baboon Backside Blocker Balm?

That balm is the bomb.

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  • 4 votes
#2.32 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 12:03 AM EST
{"commentId":10985139,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

No but I have tried the Chimp Cherry Cheek Cream, that works ok.

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  • 4 votes
#2.33 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 12:14 AM EST
{"commentId":10985793,"authorDomain":"stinkweepete"}

Offensive Orangutan Orifice Ointment?

Comes in banana or tick flavor.

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  • 3 votes
#2.34 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 1:03 AM EST
{"commentId":10985911,"authorDomain":"Randilly"}

"Offensive Orangutan Orifice Ointment"

Does that help with wind-burn?

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  • 3 votes
#2.35 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 1:13 AM EST
{"commentId":10988418,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
Does that help with wind-burn?

My question is, does it help with beer @!$%#s? I got toe up last night!

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  • 3 votes
#2.36 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 8:50 AM EST
{"commentId":10991844,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}
I got toe up last night!

You and me both. LOL I should have known better than to drink something that I cannot pronounce nor contains letters that do not belong to the English alphabet. LOL

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  • 2 votes
#2.37 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 11:51 AM EST
{"commentId":10993563,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

may I suggest "big Bertha's back door blow-hole blocker and book binder"Its good for violent diahrea,explosive splatts and simple anal leakage. I read about it in "Good Ass keeping" magazine.

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  • 4 votes
#2.38 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 1:03 PM EST
{"commentId":10993622,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

FYI-#2.34--also now available in peanut butter flavor too!

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  • 3 votes
#2.39 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 1:05 PM EST
{"commentId":11043458,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

Stinkyweed-- I've been meaning to ask you,how did those monkey-butt pancakes turn out?..You cant get them at IHOP

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  • 3 votes
#2.40 - Fri Dec 4, 2009 11:00 PM EST
{"commentId":11046371,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
monkey-butt pancakes

Is that kinda like cow patties?

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  • 2 votes
#2.41 - Sat Dec 5, 2009 6:21 AM EST
{"commentId":11056253,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

Only if you use the same syrup!

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  • 2 votes
#2.42 - Sat Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST
{"commentId":11059193,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
Only if you use the same syrup!

Molasses?

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  • 1 vote
#2.43 - Sun Dec 6, 2009 7:54 AM EST
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{"commentId":10842544,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}

I believe it was at Rural King.

So if you have one of them around now you know where to go. LOL

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  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:15 AM EST
{"commentId":10842707,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}

I'm going there now if you want me to pick some up for you cuzzenbud, lol

I've got to go put in some job apps.

Have a great day :-}

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  • 4 votes
Reply#4 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:27 AM EST
{"commentId":10842903,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}
I'm going there now if you want me to pick some up for you cuzzenbud, lol

Good looking out bea, but I think I'll pass on the "monkey butt".

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  • 4 votes
#4.1 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:39 AM EST
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{"commentId":10842770,"authorDomain":"lilgremlin"}

I call one of my nephews a monkey butt all the time (don't ask, I don't know). Maybe when he gets a little older I'll have to get him a bottle.

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  • 4 votes
Reply#5 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:31 AM EST
{"commentId":10844083,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

I know a lot of people that call kiddos "monkey butts." I am guilty of it too. (Hence the anti monkey butt powder all over the floor of the bathroom. LOL)

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  • 3 votes
#5.1 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:39 AM EST
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{"commentId":10842956,"authorDomain":"palsgrafman"}

Until you have had a good case of the monkey butt, you can't appreciate what a great thing this is. Beats the pants off of gold bond.

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  • 3 votes
Reply#6 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:42 AM EST
{"commentId":10844502,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

I guess I've been lucky,my butt has never been so irritated that I had to walk bow-legged.If it ever does though,I'll be sure to pick up a bottle of anti monkey butt powder.

I thought it was a politician repellant,but that would be anti horses ass powder

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  • 7 votes
Reply#7 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:57 AM EST
{"commentId":10859419,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Yeah. That particular powder is harder to get ahold of. It has been kept locked up with paperwork. LOL

Anti Monkey Butt Powder does work on the kiddos! LOL

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  • 4 votes
#7.1 - Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:46 PM EST
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{"commentId":10864666,"authorDomain":"blackcat8838"}

Had not heard of it. Used Caldesine on the boy's butt, didn't know there was a better product on the market. Thanks for the info, Cousin!

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  • 5 votes
Reply#8 - Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:39 AM EST
{"commentId":10975693,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

will this be available in a spray or roll-on any time soon?

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  • 2 votes
Reply#9 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:03 PM EST
{"commentId":10976345,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

Hopefully the spray, I don't believe that the roll-on will be effective against my massive bush, lol

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  • 2 votes
#9.1 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:33 PM EST
{"commentId":10976744,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Nah Nah! Not a problem for me, DaVoH!

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#9.2 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 4:50 PM EST
{"commentId":10977675,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

Yeah, I heard that it looks like Mr. Clean down there, me-yow kitty

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#9.3 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 5:36 PM EST
{"commentId":10978036,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

;)

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#9.4 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 5:55 PM EST
{"commentId":10978227,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

Well it's almost beer:30, and since I have you and Buzzman here together, I was gonna let you two know that it has been extremely fun chatting with you guys. Thanks for being so fun-natured and humorous. I appreciate everything greatly...

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  • 3 votes
#9.5 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 6:06 PM EST
{"commentId":10978319,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

I got out of work earlier than normal, so I am curled up at my home computer, laughing at our antics. It's always fun! LOL (Let's not talk about what is in my red Solo cup. :P)

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  • 2 votes
#9.6 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 6:13 PM EST
{"commentId":10983099,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

sooooo,Lissa....bald kitties are so cute! why dont you top off that solo cup and chat a while?

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#9.7 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:24 PM EST
{"commentId":10983317,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

It's topped off. LOL

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#9.8 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:33 PM EST
{"commentId":10983584,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}

I've done got a little swirvy on beers, and will prolley have to go back and read what I've posted tonight. It's kinda hard to hit the correct keys, when there's double. I always hit the one beside the one I'm supposed to hit. Damn room spinning don't help much either +)

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#9.9 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:45 PM EST
{"commentId":10983699,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

I am very, very picky with my beer. Nope, I have something else. Neener Neener! I am just glad I don't have to look at the keyboard to type. LOL It is kinda hard to read at times.

I still can't picture the whole braiding thing.

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#9.10 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:51 PM EST
{"commentId":10983761,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

are you sure you wanna picture his corny rows?

I'm still trying to picture the kitty

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#9.11 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 10:54 PM EST
{"commentId":10983930,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
are you sure you wanna picture his corny rows?

She tickled them earlier, about made me climb the wall, seriously

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#9.12 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:03 PM EST
{"commentId":10984074,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

is she the ..roid master?

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#9.13 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:11 PM EST
{"commentId":10984234,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}
She tickled them earlier, about made me climb the wall, seriously

*Grins*

is she the ..roid master?

Maybe I am; maybe I ain't.

Just think: Nice, smooth, soft kitty.

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#9.14 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:19 PM EST
{"commentId":10984839,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
Just think: Nice, smooth, soft kitty

How could we not think about it. Thanks for bringing it up Lissa, now I have to go to my girlfriend's house =)

is she the ..roid master?

hahaha, umm, no

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#9.15 - Tue Dec 1, 2009 11:54 PM EST
{"commentId":10993693,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

..nice..soft...smooth...kitty.....yea.....

I can almost hear her purring!

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#9.16 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 1:08 PM EST
{"commentId":11000272,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
I can almost hear her purring

She's not a seashell, buzz, put her down =)

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#9.17 - Wed Dec 2, 2009 5:41 PM EST
{"commentId":11021248,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}
put her down

Don't drop me! LOL I am good enough at injuring myself all on my own.

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#9.18 - Thu Dec 3, 2009 6:56 PM EST
{"commentId":11028144,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
Don't drop me!

(flop, plop!)

Dang too late, are you ok Lissa? That's one nice goose egg ya got on your foe-head, you may wanna put some ice on it. =)

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#9.19 - Fri Dec 4, 2009 7:51 AM EST
{"commentId":11035655,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}
you may wanna put some ice on it.

Yeah Yeah... I know the drill. (Puts bag of frozen veggies on forehead.)

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#9.20 - Fri Dec 4, 2009 2:44 PM EST
{"commentId":11043432,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

you sure are sexy with that bag of brussel sprouts on your head...

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#9.21 - Fri Dec 4, 2009 10:57 PM EST
{"commentId":11050185,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

LOL It's peas.

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#9.22 - Sat Dec 5, 2009 1:52 PM EST
{"commentId":11056316,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

what?...are you sure?....does that mean my foot long is really only a.....vienna sausage? (sob,sob)

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#9.23 - Sat Dec 5, 2009 10:30 PM EST
{"commentId":11059204,"authorDomain":"DaVoh"}
does that mean my foot long is really only a.....vienna sausage?

BWAH hahaha!

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#9.24 - Sun Dec 6, 2009 7:56 AM EST
{"commentId":11068217,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

(Laughs and falls out of chair, smacking head again while Aly shakes head and says that I am the only person with enough grace to do that before kissing me to make me feel better)

So not what I was implying, Buzz. Worried about something?

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#9.25 - Sun Dec 6, 2009 9:40 PM EST
{"commentId":11068299,"authorDomain":"Buzzman1313"}

no,I'm not worried!...I..I was just joking...yea,I was just joking.Thats what it was,a joke.....

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#9.26 - Sun Dec 6, 2009 9:47 PM EST
{"commentId":11068917,"authorDomain":"melrosefaulkner"}

Sure... ;)

Listen to Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger? LOL

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#9.27 - Sun Dec 6, 2009 10:34 PM EST
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