State prison officials say two southern Middle Tennessee inmates escaped, burglarized a convenience store and then returned on their own.
In a news release Monday, officials said the two broke out a window in their cell Nov. 7 at the Turney Center Industrial Complex annex in Clifton.
Must be a nice prison
I just wanted my cigarettes.. damn.. cigarettes are like money in prison.
cigarettes are like money in prison
I'll trade you two packs, for the new Miley Cyrus CD
They really wanted a smoke bad, lol
Hey this is in my neck of the woods ©¿©
Good hunting and foraging skills, however. Very resourceful, gentlemen.
Queener was serving 10 years for aggravated robbery. Garland was serving five years for attempted aggravated burglary and theft.
Huh, guess they might need a little more rehabilitation on that one.
In their defense, maybe the prison just had really crappy cigarettes?
In their defense, maybe the prison just had really crappy cigarettes?
The ACLU will be all over this. We can't have prisoners smoking crappy smokes, now can we?
Absolutely NOT!!
Delicious irony. Thanks for the post!
It doesn't seem like anyone knew they had made a cigarette run until the "contraband" was discovered! Wait a minute, who is dumber: the criminals for coming back or the jailers that didn't know they had left in the first place?!
Don't laugh, nicotine fits can be pretty darn bad.
This is the reason that I support the death penalty. No jail is 100% escape-proof. And these were violent offenders.
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