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Grandma didn't get run over, but she did blow a .415

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A grandmother was arrested and charged Tuesday with driving more than five times the legal limit – while her 5-year-old granddaughter was in the vehicle.

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According to online blood alcohol level statistics, someone at her weight – 180 pounds, according to her ticket – would have to consume more than 12 drinks in several hours to register that high. There is a possibility of coma and death due to respiratory arrest.
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Reply#1 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:09 PM EST
{"commentId":10891062,"authorDomain":"lvmom"}

After drinking that much, I'm surprised she could even find the car!

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  • 5 votes
#1.1 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 12:14 PM EST
{"commentId":10901257,"authorDomain":"abacass01"}

Or get her kid in the carseat,

Those damn straps!

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#1.2 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:56 PM EST
{"commentId":10903072,"authorDomain":"lvmom"}

You're right, abacass. I have a hard time with the car seat stone-cold sober! Can't imagine trying to fasten it drunk.

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#1.3 - Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:05 AM EST
{"commentId":10914679,"authorDomain":"jaker023"}

I bet the 5-year old probably strapped herself in the car seat (assuming she was strapped in)

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#1.4 - Fri Nov 27, 2009 11:10 AM EST
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{"commentId":10892240,"authorDomain":"lilgremlin"}

Now that's a granny to drink you under the table!

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  • 5 votes
Reply#2 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:01 PM EST
{"commentId":10892343,"authorDomain":"cuzzenbud"}

I was thinking the same thing. I definitely wouldn't want to drink against her in a drinking contest.

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  • 4 votes
#2.1 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:05 PM EST
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{"commentId":10892579,"authorDomain":"lilgremlin"}

In her defense, she drinks that much because it helps her balance problem.

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  • 3 votes
Reply#3 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:15 PM EST
{"commentId":10892737,"authorDomain":"lvmom"}

What balance problem? I thought she used a walker ;-)

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#3.1 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:22 PM EST
{"commentId":10894134,"authorDomain":"lilgremlin"}

'Ol Johnnie's not nearly as reliable as Jose. :P

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#3.2 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:24 PM EST
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{"commentId":10895605,"authorDomain":"h-kuehn"}

Holy shots, Batman! I bet she had one heck of a hangover when she woke up in jail.

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Reply#4 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:39 PM EST
{"commentId":10898496,"authorDomain":"beamerab3"}

It was medicinal alcohol.

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  • 5 votes
Reply#5 - Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:41 PM EST
{"commentId":10908839,"authorDomain":"blackcat8838"}

holy crap!! That was one of the more fun jobs in the lab, running the alcohol levels, have personally seen levels greater with conscious patients. They build up a tolerance. Incredible.

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Reply#6 - Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:28 PM EST
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