A man accused of breaking into a Crestview home and taking a shower reportedly told residents who showed up "President Obama let him in" the house.
While in the shower, two juvenile children who lived at the house entered with a friend. Thinking their dad was home, one of the children entered the bathroom and “saw a male in the shower who was not his father,” the report states.
“The male in the shower stated ‘Obama let him in’” and told the boy to “get out,” the report continues.
He had to take a shower as it was his only chance of making a clean getaway.
But seriously, this guy needs some mental help. Hopefully he'll get some in the system.
More proof Obama isn't who he says he is. First a fake social security number, now we learn he's been living a double life as a St. Petersburg father of a RADICAL MUSLIM family...
wake up, sheep!
Michael.. I know it isn't your fault for what you write.. at our villages ceremony tonight we will call out to all the gods.. to ease your pain... there is an active volcano near our village.. we need a sacrifice?
I guess I needed a /sarcasm?
Well now the men in white coats will "let him in" for a good while.
Those folks have some nice pills and shots to dole out before letting people talk to the cool doctor. LOL
...... he said the yellow brick road lead him to Crestview...... and logic follows if Obama let him in..... who is Obama really??
A) Head Munchkin
B)The Wizard
C)The Wicked Witch... errr... Warlock of the East?
and of course there is always the choices of the Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, or the Tin Man...
all of which give much to ponder about.... LOL!!!
I am not sure. I bet this guy's doctor will enjoy unravelling what is going on in his head. It seems that he is either off his rocker or is just very inventive.
ok, so now this 'President Obama' guy is traveling the Yellow Brick Road with mentally deranged burglars and allowing them into tax payer's homes?!
This guy needs to be stopped! Call Glenn and tell him to fire up the white board!! I am sure there is some sinister socialist, commie and/or nazi conspiracy wrapped up in all this.
btw, I am just kidding around, I hope this burglar gets a mental health evaluation and some help.
LOL I love the pseudo outrage.
I am just copying the talking heads on cable 'news'.
If I had a better suit and a haircut I could probably replace any of them and noone would know the difference ;-)
Personally I would have said Homer Simpson let me in and would have been taken out screaming for Smithers to release the hounds, but to each his own <joking>
On the bright side, Obama let him in and he can probably truthfully say that Bill O'Reilly said it was OK. <referencing Bill O'Reilly's pardon of Huckabee on his show>
I think I would have gotten a better kick out of that one. LOL I also think you would have gotten the better drugs.
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Not really that suprised "Obama did it" is fast becoming an excuse for people.
Socialism! In an unprecedented act, Mr. Obama wrote and signed the Socialist Hygeine Act, bypassing Congress entirely. It allows any person to enter your home and take a shower in order to stave off H1N1v -- commonly known as the swine flu.
When questioned by the Supreme Court about the law's constitutionality, he told them to take a bath since they were already in their robes. He told Mr. Thomas to clean the coca-cola off his pubic hair.
He is a menace, and he must be stopped!
Meanwhile, he and Bill O'Reilly are being investigated for investing heavily in bathroom articles, in what is now being dubbed "LoofaGate." Mr. O'Reilly's spokesman gave a statement at 10:00 AM about this...
When questioned by the Supreme Court about the law's constitutionality, he told them to take a bath since they were already in their robes. He told Mr. Thomas to clean the coca-cola off his pubic hair.
Really, we have to dig up that old pubic hair joke. Thomas has been a glaring example of a piss poor judge we can come up with something better?
For example when asked for a comment Clarance Thomas "What Scalito Said!" When informed Scalito has not commented on the bill yet Thomas stared confused at the reporters for 5 minutes, he was then escorted out of the building.
Well...the pubic hair thing had the most to do with showering.
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